Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 70
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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