PrimeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Animals Bred:	152	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7714
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Animals Bred:	31
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Animals Bred:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9662

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Cozy Knits & Fiber Fun

clothing, Cozy, cozy knits, Crafting, creativity, design, fashion, fiber, Friction, Fun, Handmade, knit fabrics, Knits, knitting, loops, material, shapes, textile, Texture, warmth, WEAVING, yarn

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our minecraft server where we make cozy knits with fiber friction!!! our loops of yarn are so frictious that they can take on any shape you can imagine!! build a giant sweater castle or a cozy knit farm, the possibilities are endless!! join now for the most frictious fun you’ve ever had in minecraft!!!

Hardcore 22

Active, Community, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Hardcore, Hardcorepvp, Landclaim, Minigames, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Shop, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	229	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Server Overview

Server Name	Hardcore 22: Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore Server
Description	New server made for the ultimate survivors. Hardcore mode. No natural regeneration.
Discord	Join the Discord for details on joining
IP	50.20.206.61:27035

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server’s theme?	The server is a Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore server with a Hardcore mode and no natural regeneration.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord for details on joining and find the IP address to connect.

Crafted Cyberspace 1.20

AA2Mini, AAUnlimited, Artificial Academy 2, BetterRepack, booru, character cards, CheatTools, crafted, Cyberspace, general FAQ, HF Patch, ILLUSION, Installation Guide, Modding Reference Guide, Mods, PoV Mod, Slider Unlock, Summer Vacation Scramble, svs, SVS Cards, Tekito Mod, Wiki

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Animals Bred:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server where we talk about Artificial Academy 2 and Summer Vacation Scramble! Join us for some wild discussions and chaos galore!

Why join, you ask? Well, we got pre-installed games and unlimited updates that will blow your mind! Plus, we have a guide for installing AA2Mini that will make your head spin with excitement!

And don’t even get me started on the character cards database – it’s like a treasure trove of non-OC madness that will make you question reality itself!

Mods, mods, and more mods! We got everything you need to customize your experience and make it as wacky as possible. Booru? We got it. Modding reference guide? We got that too. It’s a modder’s paradise up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Summer Vacation Scramble is also on the menu, with its own wiki and installation guide. Get ready for some mind-bending fun with Tekito Mod, PoV Mod, and Slider Unlock – it’s a rollercoaster of madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft server of chaos and insanity, where anything goes and reality is just a suggestion. Previous threads? Who cares! Come join the fun!

Honestly Funny Minecraft SMP

authentic, Candid, emotions, feelings, funny, genuine, Heartfelt, Honest, Honestly, Minecraft, Open, Raw, reaction, real, Sincere, smp, truthful, unadulterated, Unbiased, unembellished, Unfiltered, unguarded, unreserved, unvarnished

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	5619
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your personal Minecraft mentor. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And don’t worry, he’s not just there to moo at you, he’s actually a pro builder who will help you create the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against each other. Will you join forces with the carrot farmers or the potato enthusiasts? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons on this server and they’re not just for show. Saddle up and take to the skies for some epic aerial battles with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

ExDisServer Minecraft Server

awkward, Benefit of the doubt, Conversation, date, Dinner, discomfort, energy shift, ExDisServer, express discomfort, hidden, hurt, introduction, INVISIBLE, linger, Minecraft, Needs, partner’s ex, separate checks, Server, sidelined, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where exes work as servers and awkward encounters are guaranteed!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being invisible and uncomfortable, just like in real life! Watch as your partner’s energy shifts the moment their ex appears, leaving you feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of not being introduced to your partner’s ex, as they shower your partner with compliments and kindness right in front of you. And don’t forget the thrill of separate checks, because nothing says romance like financial independence!

So come on down to our server, where you can experience all the awkwardness and discomfort of a real-life relationship drama, without any of the emotional baggage. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

SisterSquabbleXmasFun

Christmas celebration, Christmas drama, christmas eve, Christmas guests, Christmas traditions, family arguments, family bonding, family Christmas, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, holiday conflict, holiday gathering, holiday stress, holiday tension, inviting friends, sibling drama, SisterSquabbleXmasFun

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4325	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Love Letters Sent:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this family’s Christmas Eve, our server is filled with unexpected guests, arguments, and divides that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics more complicated than a telenovela. Will you be on the side of the sister causing chaos, or will you join forces with the brother who’s got your back?

With last-minute invites, unexpected twists, and more drama than you can handle, our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and dive headfirst into a world where every decision has consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a family Christmas gathering, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

NoContactNinja – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Closure, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult decisions, Emotional healing, healing journey, Healing Process, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, no contact, NoContactNinja, personal growth, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries, smp, support system, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

So like, imagine this, right? You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP server and you come across this one player who’s just, like, the absolute worst. They keep griefing your builds, stealing your diamonds, and just being an all-around jerk. So what do you do? You go “no contact” with them, duh!

But like, seriously, why did you do it? Maybe they were just too annoying, or maybe they were secretly a creeper in disguise. Who knows, man. And how do you deal with it? Well, you could build a giant wall around your base to keep them out, or you could just ignore them and focus on building the sickest castle ever.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a villager, of course), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafty30s: Building Wisdom Block by Block

BLOCK, building, Crafty30s, wisdom

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for players over the age of 30, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing monocles. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper fowl and claim the riches for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Cave,” where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while dodging lava pits and creepers with glow sticks. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but without the risk of getting blown up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for players over 30 and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

CraftySpain Minecraft Server

$2.8 billion prize, big prize, centuries-old, Christmas jackpot, Christmas lottery, Christmas tradition, CraftySpain, fat lottery, festive season, hefty prize, holiday jackpot, holiday tradition, holiday winnings, jackpot, lottery winner, lucky winner, Minecraft, Server, spain, Spain lottery, Spanish lottery, Spanish tradition, tradition

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Runes Activated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where u can win BIG like spain’s ‘fat’ lottery but without the fat part cuz we all skinny legends here 😎 we deliver hefty $2.8 billion prizes like it’s christmas every day cuz we got them centuries-old traditions on lock 🔒 u never know what crazy shenanigans u gonna get into on our server, maybe u find a diamond block that’s actually a secret portal to a land of flying pigs 🐷🚀 u gotta be in it to win it, so come join us and let’s get this bread together 🍞💰 #minecraftgoals #skinnylegends #flyingpigportal

DnieperDilemmaCraft

Bravery, Commanders, courage, Disobedience, Dnieper River, DnieperDilemmaCraft, eastern front, historical, insubordination, leadership, Military, orders, Rebellion, refusing, Report, resistance, Russian, soviet union, strategy, suicidal, world war II

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian commanders who refuse to cross rivers because they think it’s “suicidal” LOL. we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna happen next. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos now!

Leftover Freeze Fun

avoid tossing food, Buying, consumers, Dent, edible food, Extend, extend shelf life, food waste, FREEZE, FREEZER, frozen items, Fun, holiday leftovers, home freezing, Leftover, leftovers, Link, national survey, shelf life, study, survey data, throw away, US tendency

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4162	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9438	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life! we have so many holiday leftovers in our virtual freezer that we can feed the entire server for years to come! no need to worry about throwing away edible food here, we are all about sustainability and saving the planet, one block at a time.

imagine a world where you can explore endless frozen landscapes, filled with delicious treats just waiting to be discovered. our national survey data shows that players who join our server are less likely to waste food and more likely to have a blast! over half of our players reported buying frozen items in-game to avoid tossing food, because why waste when you can feast?

so come join us on this wild journey of freezing fun and food-filled adventures. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden freezer full of diamonds and emeralds! don’t miss out on the coolest server around, join us now and let the frozen feasting begin! 🍗🍦🧊 #SustainableMinecraftFun #FreezeOrFeast #JoinTheFrozenAdventure

Players:	99/200	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	2972	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Items Found:	5682