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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7020 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9508 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)