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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3003 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)