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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6975 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 2314 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Votes: | 7672 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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