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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9533 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 463720 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
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