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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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