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BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Void Gems Collected:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Love Letters Sent:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	855

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	695
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchantments Applied:	254	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Towns Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Towns Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	61
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	317340	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Animals Bred:	131
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2774	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Star Shards Collected:	180
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Emeralds Found:	3206
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

Players:	91/800	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Secret Passages Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1