Potato survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Farms Harvested:	775	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchantments Applied:	270
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1804

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Votes:	2832
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Animals Bred:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1750	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	222	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crops Grown:	2409
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	1724
Votes:	5541	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dimension Hops:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Votes:	5713	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

Players:	110/300	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Star Shards Collected:	248	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3