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PainfulPixel

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your painful memories behind, because on our server, griefing is not allowed but trolling is encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about creepers blowing it up. Our server is like therapy for your virtual self, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to that embarrassing moment when you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class. On our server, the only embarrassing moments you’ll have are when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get pranked by your fellow players. Let the fun begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL

Asia-Pacific, controversial, CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, IMPOSSIBLE, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, motherland, People’s Republic of China, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, taiwan, Taiwan independence, Taiwan-China relations, territorial dispute

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with zombies as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even the president of Taiwan said it’s impossible for the People’s Republic of China to be our motherland. That’s right, we’re on a whole other level, baby.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9841
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Building Blocks and Drama Queens 1.21.1 – The Item Shop Conundrum with Cross-Play Shenanigans and Dynmap MCMMO Fun

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Basic Survival	The server is just regular Minecraft with the small edition of an economy, but other than that the game is the same as always.
World Border	With a World Border at 100k blocks it gives everyone plenty of room to build and explore without the need to worry of excessive griefing.
Community	Though it is not required there is a Discord server that you can join and talk to others in the community. Striving for a better tomorrow for Factions by building a community with a sense belonging.

FAQ

1. How do I connect to the server?

You can connect to the server by using the following IP addresses:

Server IP Java: Baitgaming.ddns.net:25578
Server IP Bedrock: Baitgaming.ddns.net
Bedrock Port: 25578

2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/KKCCMqc545

3. Is there a Dynmap available for the server?

Yes, you can access the Dynmap at baitgaming.ddns.net:8123

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ex’s Minecraft Server: Blow Your Load

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where you can blow your load to my ex! That’s right, we have a special area where you can pay tribute to my ex-girlfriend and show her how much you miss her. And if that’s not enough, we also have a WWYD (What Would You Do) section where you can act out crazy scenarios with other players. So come join us for a wild and wacky time on our server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ParentalRageCraft

Breaking Point, communication breakdown, controlling parents, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, feeling invalidated, feeling overwhelmed, feeling suffocated, feeling trapped, feeling unheard, Generational conflict, guilt tripping, parent-child communication, parent-child relationships, Parental Pressure, ParentalRageCraft, Self-expression, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, toxic relationships

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a lecture hall instead of a home? Do your parents make you feel like you’re constantly under surveillance and criticism? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where lectures are banned and freedom reigns supreme!

Imagine a world where forgetting a bag of ice doesn’t lead to a 45-minute lecture on workplace etiquette. Picture a place where you can curse without fear of immediate slapping. That’s right, on our server, you can express yourself freely and let out all your frustrations without judgment.

Join us and leave behind the guilt trips, the pressure, and the constant lectures. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, be yourself without any restrictions. So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HappyBlock SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join our server if you want to witness a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT, only for it to explode in their faces (literally). Or how about joining in on the fun of our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a group of players try to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Or watch as someone accidentally turns their entire house into a giant lava pit because they thought they were using a water bucket?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until you cry, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even become the server’s resident prankster or master builder. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

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Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HebCraft Command Center Strike

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come join our epic minecraft server where the israel air force strikes hezbollah command centers in beirut EVERY DAY!!! build your own bunker to hide from the airstrikes or join the israeli forces and help take down the terrorists! watch out for exploding creepers that are actually disguised as suicide bombers! join now for a wild and explosive time like no other!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Movie Vacation Fun Land

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yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.

oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.

so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3938

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun

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so, like, this server is like the blood test for pancreatic cancer, but for minecraft, ya know? it’s like, super effective at finding all the cool stuff you need to survive and thrive in the game. like, it can detect diamonds and rare loot chests like nobody’s business. join this server if you wanna be a minecraft pro, cuz it’s like, 71% better than any other server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and let’s mine our way to victory together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Cherry Block: The Most Fruitful Server Ever! Join Now for Some Berry Fun! 1.21.1 Crossplay

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Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Availability	Almost 24/7 operational

Introduction:

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with premium quality of life modifications. Curated features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod strike the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Philosophy:

Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
No room for griefing or stealing.
Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, on Discord. Let’s create unforgettable memories together!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Cherry Block?	Cherry Block is a Minecraft server with enhanced gameplay features and a welcoming community.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is no room for griefing or stealing on Cherry Block.
Are hacking and cheating tolerated?	No, there is zero tolerance for hacking or cheating on the server.
How long has the community been active?	The community has been thriving since 2019.
How can I join the server?	Connect to cherryblock.org with the Bedrock Port 25565 to join the server.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Farms Harvested:	469
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Red Alert Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	38