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CraftingChronicles

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Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally change history with the click of a button! Want to make dinosaurs rule the world instead of humans? Done. How about making unicorns the dominant species? Easy peasy. Join our server and become the ultimate history changer! Who needs textbooks when you can rewrite history in your own Minecraft world? Join now and be the master of time and space!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockyTribute Hallelujah

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the zombies breakdance!

We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the spiders are the bouncers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon’s karaoke nights – that girl can sing “Tribute”, “Killing Me Softly with His Song”, and “Hallelujah” all in one breath!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether, and building competitions where the prize is a pet llama that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Testosterone Zone: Dehumanize No More

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so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Potato SMP: Where Spuds Duke it Out in the Potato Patch! Version 1.21.1

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Server Information
Server IP:	play.potatosmp.org
Server Version:	1.21.1

Features
Singapore Hosting
Bedrock Version Support 1.20.80+
Java Version Support 1.20+
Simple Voice Chat
Combat Log
Anticheat
TPA / Home
SPVP Zone
CPVP Zone
Community-Focused
No P2W

Server Settings
Difficulty: Hard
Nether Roof: Enabled
Bed Explosion: Disabled

World Borders
Overworld – 100,000 x 100,000
Nether – 12,500 x 12,5000
End – 10,000 x 10,000 (opening soon)

Join our Discord for more info here

FAQs

How many active players are on the server?

There are currently a dozen or so active players on the server.

What versions of Minecraft are supported on the server?

The server supports Bedrock version 1.20.80+ and Java version 1.20+.

Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers features like simple voice chat, combat log, anticheat, TPA / Home commands, SPVP and CPVP zones, and more.

What are the server’s world border sizes?

The Overworld has a border of 100,000 x 100,000, the Nether has a border of 12,500 x 12,500, and the End will have a border of 10,000 x 10,000 (opening soon).

Is PvP enabled on the server?

Yes, there are designated PvP zones on the server for both survival and creative modes.

Is the server pay-to-win?

No, the server prides itself on being non-pay-to-win, focusing on a fair and balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can join our Discord server for more information and updates on the server.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	551	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Killer Anthology Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because the Anthology of the Killer is coming to styema in just 3 days! And guess what? You have no excuse not to join now!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that this server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. We’re talking killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into a shower of diamonds. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can defeat the final boss on this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join the Anthology of the Killer server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, you have no excuse not to join. See you on the other side, brave Minecraft warrior!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Back Minecraft SMP I’m Well

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Do you crave chaos and madness in your gameplay? Then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken army invasion. The only way to survive is to arm yourself with a diamond sword and start clucking your way to victory. But beware, the chickens have formed an alliance with the creepers and they’re out for blood (and feathers)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring incredible luck to those who can find and tame it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for – you might just end up with a inventory full of dirt blocks!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on the chickens!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SonWarsCraft

Assistance, autoimmune condition, blood transfusions, childcare, Childcare costs, Consultation, Crisis, daycare, Fairness, family, flare up, grandkids, Healthcare, medication, parenting, responsibilities, Retirement, Siblings, SonWarsCraft, Support, surgery

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrilling saga of a grandma caught in the middle of a family feud between her two sons!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and you’re immediately thrown into the chaos of a grandmother trying to juggle taking care of her son’s wife and kids while her other son demands equal treatment for his own children. Will she cave to the pressure and take on even more responsibilities? Will she be able to maintain peace in the family? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between two brothers as they battle it out over childcare arrangements. Will they come to a compromise or will the grandma be forced to choose sides? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama to keep you entertained? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BeachVsMountainsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the beach and mountains collide in a wild and wacky way. Join us and experience the thrill of surfing down a mountain on a diamond pickaxe while dodging creepers and skeletons. Choose your side – are you Team Beach, chilling with the squids and building sandcastles, or Team Mountain, scaling cliffs and battling dragons? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GumpCraft: Run, Mine, Build!

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Are you tired of running aimlessly in Minecraft like Forrest Gump? Well, join our server and learn valuable lessons like “life is like a box of blocks, you never know what you’re gonna build!” Our server is filled with surprises just like Forrest’s life – from meeting historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Steve Jobs to accidentally inventing the world’s first diamond pickaxe while trying to catch a fish. So come join us and run, Forrest, run to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge

Asia, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomatic, donetsk, DonetskCraft, eastern europe, International, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Military, News, north korean, OFFICER, relations, Revenge, sanctions, Tension, Tragedy, violence, War

join dis server if u want to be as badass as these North Korean officers who got rekt near Donetsk. we got crazy battles, epic loot, and u can even ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. come join us and show everyone ur inner ninja skills. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t no joke. let’s do dis!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to get ripped without even moving a muscle? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have a special pill that makes you feel like you just did a crazy workout and fasted for days.

Imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies you want without gaining a pound! That’s right, this pill will make you feel full and satisfied while also boosting your metabolism like never before. Say goodbye to metabolic diseases and hello to a healthier, happier you!

But wait, there’s more! This pill is so powerful, it can even help treat dementia and Parkinson’s disease. That’s right, you’ll be gaming like a pro while also improving your brain health. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and start feeling the effects of this miracle pill today!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Welcome to AlysiaSMP: Where Vanilla is just a sprinkle on our modded chaos! 1.21.1 ready for your virtual adventures!

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Alysia SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Alysia SMP
Server Type	LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community
Focus	Player communication and player-driven experience
Mods	Proximity voice chat Farmer’s delight Small content updates QoL mods such as Jade and JEI

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server aims to be LGBTQ+ friendly.

2. Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, the server has specific rules to maintain a positive and friendly community environment. These rules are outlined in the Discord server.

3. How can I join the server?

The server is whitelist only, so you will need to apply through the Discord server at smp.alysia.online

4. What can I expect from the community on the server?

The community is welcoming and helpful, with players willing to assist new members and collaborate on various projects.

5. How many players are usually online at a time?

Typically there are 5-10 players online from various time zones and regions.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Joe Scott’s Confused Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old science videos where they try to explain complex concepts like division? Well, come join our Minecraft server where even Joe Scott himself can’t figure out what division is! That’s right, we’ve created a world where math makes no sense and chaos reigns supreme. Join us for a wild ride filled with confusion, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of learning (but probably not). So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave Joe Scott scratching his head in disbelief!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP

Alternate Realities, Anime, dark fantasy, Despair, emotional, friendship, homura akemi, Hope, Kyubey, Madoka, MadOOFka, Magical Girl, Magical powers, Minecraft, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Rebellion, sacrifice, Sayaka Miki, smp, Tragedy, transformation, wish fulfillment, witches

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure today!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyMineBrainz

Adaptability, analytical skills, cognitive abilities, comprehension, CraftyMineBrainz, creativity, critical thinking, emotional intelligence, intellectual skills, intelligence, knowledge retention, learning capabilities, logical reasoning, memory recall, mental capacity, Perception, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, wisdom

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is only for the most intelligent players out there! We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt so good, and if you can solve them all, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Smartypants Land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!

So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.