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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9416 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 239 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 8049 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
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