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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5457 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3670 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
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