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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8065 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 159 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 | Farms Harvested: | 756 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
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