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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5909 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
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