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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 344 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
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