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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 7988 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
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