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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3755 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.