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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8736 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 140 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.