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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6842 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 4266 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.