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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7715 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.