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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4553 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 89 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.