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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 1224 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 7382 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 100 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.