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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 7916 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3989 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 68 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.