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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 4356 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.