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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 5824 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 296 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 171 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.