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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9516 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 112 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 89 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.