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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2463 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.