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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4382 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Mines Excavated: | 2858 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.