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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 142 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.