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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 3251 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.