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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 7323 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Potions Brewed: | 54 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.