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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2346 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2008 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.