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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1098 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.