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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5360 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.