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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6806 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1861 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.