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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 505 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 307 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.