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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 2152 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8777 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.