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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 311 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Potions Brewed: | 101 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.