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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 6936 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.