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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3651 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 125 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4088 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.