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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3781 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.