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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 4293 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Animals Bred: | 157 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.