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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 2466 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 164 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.