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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7721 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 486 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.