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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3589 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 515 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.