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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8494 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.