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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1149 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 180 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.