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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 3229 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.