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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 531 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 291 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.